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Some photoshopping for you!

…because I need your validation. Without it, how am I to measure my intorwub popularity? HOW?! I have more sketches for you and they’re sensational, I say, SENSATIONAL! You’ll enjoy them or you’ll get nothin’ for christmas.

I’m thinking you should maybe have some explanations for once and to be enlightened perhaps? My train ride lasts all of 10 minutes if it is slow. That’s not a lot of time unless you are
comic. I am having trouble coming up with a good design and if you have any ideas I’d welcome some help as I am lousy at designing new characters. Image 3 is from the next, next, next comic, which should be good. If i can finish the one sitting on my drawing table right now. And the guy, the yelling one? I was sitting on a bench at the end of the work day, next to the highway, with my noise-cancelling earbuds in and listening to music, 15 feet away from this guy, and I could STILL HEAR HIM. Yelling into his little blue-tooth headset. Amazing.

These sketches are for comics numbered 52 and 53. Aaoogh god, I’m only at number 50 and I’ve been drawing since the dawn of time? You people need to get on my case because I am a lazy bitch. You can pretend those sketches of the next comics are the real thing when you are home and crying.

Of the many reasons that I haven’t drawn anything for a while is this dog. It’s constantly being cute and I just can’t resist her mind control. She’s a pure-bred Pomeranian named Monstro.

Since this is a drawing blog (as opposed to a sketch blog) a Draog, if you will, I have a drawing of some sketches for you.

I ride the train to work now and the ride is a cool 10 minutes long if there are delays, so I don’t get much time for drawing.  I did my best.

So I drew this today while I was working. Can’t believe how little there was to do today. I listened to the hell out of that Blank Label Comics Podcast. Those two guys are great.

I see only two people have picked new positions for the political posistions, so I have decided to do this one at a time. We will start with the president, i will check back here in one week, and if enough people have picked one we will keep this going, if not then you people can just keep coming back with there never being a new comic posted like always, and you will shut your computers of in disappointment and go to bed unfulfilled, at least this gives you something to look forward to between comics.

President: The presidents job is to oversee their cabinet. They are also the commander and cheif of the entire armed forces of one of the most powerful countries in the world. I think Ghandi would fit the bill nicely, I mean who dosen’t like Ghandi. Evil jerks that’s who.

There is a reprint of my choice.

Going to vegas for the weekend.

It only took me forever because I am a slow little bitch when it comes to coloring.

I have decided to replace the president. vice president, the cabinet, speaker of the house and the supreme court justices. not because they are doing a bad job per say, but because I don’t think there has ever been one that everyone has been happy with. The following list is my suggestions, but you should submit your own if you can come up with someone better, under the comments section. If I like your choice better, I will replace mine. It will be like a contest except with no prizes. O.k. so here we go. No rules anyone alive or dead, or hell even fictional works here.

President: The presidents job is to oversee their cabinet. They are also the commander and cheif of the entire armed forces of one of the most powerful countries in the world. I think Ghandi would fit the bill nicely, I mean who dosen’t like Ghandi. Evil jerks that’s who.

Vice President: The vice president is in charge of all vices, also they get to cast the tie breaking vote in the senate, if that ever happens. To make all the evil jerks happy we are gonna have to get some one evil, so I’m gonna go with Frank, the scary giant rabbit from Donnie Darko.

Secretary of State: Deals with foreign affairs, so we are gonna get a foreigner for this one. My choice is John Cleese, his british and from Monty Python.

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Since I’m sick and this comic is huger than normal, it is gonna be late. Already is, actually, so I’ll bribe your patience with some poorly drawn naked womens that I drawed the other day to attempt to get better at the whole drawing “thing.”