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I have decided to replace the president. vice president, the cabinet, speaker of the house and the supreme court justices. not because they are doing a bad job per say, but because I don’t think there has ever been one that everyone has been happy with. The following list is my suggestions, but you should submit your own if you can come up with someone better, under the comments section. If I like your choice better, I will replace mine. It will be like a contest except with no prizes. O.k. so here we go. No rules anyone alive or dead, or hell even fictional works here.

President: The presidents job is to oversee their cabinet. They are also the commander and cheif of the entire armed forces of one of the most powerful countries in the world. I think Ghandi would fit the bill nicely, I mean who dosen’t like Ghandi. Evil jerks that’s who.

Vice President: The vice president is in charge of all vices, also they get to cast the tie breaking vote in the senate, if that ever happens. To make all the evil jerks happy we are gonna have to get some one evil, so I’m gonna go with Frank, the scary giant rabbit from Donnie Darko.

Secretary of State: Deals with foreign affairs, so we are gonna get a foreigner for this one. My choice is John Cleese, his british and from Monty Python.

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So I was at work yesterday (Subway for those of you who don’t know), and I think every fat woman in town came in. It disgusted me so much it made me not want to eat for weeks, but about an hour later i got hungry and did anyway. My point is if these hairless wookies would actually order the sandwich’s that are good for you, then I would have been fine with taking their money, but when the mass of fat orders a footlong double meat pastrami with bacon and then half a bottle of mayonaise they deserve to be hit. That’s a pound of meat. I should go find Jared and see if he will come to my store and beat them with week old bread til they order a veggie sandwich, then a little longer just for fun.

Here is the winner! Evan Sheehan of Some Hippy Town, USA. I laughed so hard at the first line. And then I laughed even harder when Stew just ignores what the girl says and assumes she’s an orphan. That is my favorite part. And the fact that she even goes along with him without fighting? She deserves to die!
Evan wins the coveted line-art with his terribly mean entry. Enjoy! I had loads of fun lettering the entries. All 4 of them.

My wife just found this picture of me at our wedding. It has been almost a year and we still haven’t made our photo scrap book, ha! Anyway, I’m not sure what I was saying here, but some lucky photo-grapher captured me as if I were Jerry Seinfeld. I thought it was funny enough to share with you all.

And congrats to nate for just getting married!

I’m not dead. I’m drawing right now. I have been busy fighting the undead and feeding the homeless to the hungry. Also, in regards to a drawing of a cow I have been requested to draw, I have been out looking at them so as to draw it better. Page 2 of the Gatorchuting comic is in progress.

It is nice to feel wanted and loved, if only for my comicals.

Oh man do I need me some new webcomics. Hook me up, won’t you?

Since I got screwed on my attempt to get a new job, I spent the evening fixing up my site with CSS.  Now I can add navigation much easier than before, because before they were images before and that was just dumb.  It should load faster too.  I think I’m finally getting the hang of CSS, it is taking a while, but the results look good and it you can make some neat stuff with only one file.  Woo.

What timing!  What funny jokes!  What a movie!

I also went out to see dreamworks latest attempt at animation. Heck, I liked it enough to see it twice! I myself like to give into a common belief by others that I model and not so much animate, but I really picked up on what Ajay is saying. The humans were overzealous to the point of abnoxious over-activity. The land lady toting her vile cell phone and driving her gigantor SUV made more sense than her walk cycle. Which incidentally looks like she goes home to sit on a parking cone for hours on end before going outside. However to counter the crappy animation she is seized by, they animated “hammy” (a small squirrel which plays a huge part in the movie) to near cartoon perfection. Oh well the rest of the movie really kicked butt and may make its way into my shelves once it releases (or should i say hard drive). As an added plus I bring you…. More color study!!! This time I have created a few roughs of other kinds of guards. For some reason they draw themselves….

I didn’t get called a dick.  What a pleasant turn of events.  To celebrate, i baked a cake.