Theives
April 20th, 2008 by Ajay
First, remember this? I did it a long time ago, probably 2003.
As I was browsing through an issue of Game Informer magazine, I happened across an advertisement for that junk you can download for your phone. You know, they charge you to text some number and they’ll send you a wallpaper or screen saver or a joke. I usually pass over this stuff, but I just happened to look at the bottom right of the page.
What? Couldn’t even try to make it something else. How blatant can you be? Look, I even found it on their page. Since their page is slow as well, I downloaded it for you. I’ll even put mine next to it.
It’s blue and only slightly different from mine. The animation is crappy, it’s blue, and the L is capitalized. Wows. It’s okay that it says “preview” on there, because you know what? Mine is better animated and not stolen! Holy shit! I can make you a black one with electric-blue guys on it. Real easy too! Just ask.


April 20th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Jesus. I hope they get the herpes.
April 21st, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Hey, would you mind ripping off some of your own art for me, but I need it in electric blue with capitalization.
April 21st, 2008 at 6:38 pm
you should see a lawyer that’s ur intellectual property.
April 21st, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Dubya Tee Eff man?
TO bad you don’t have a copyright thing of some sort and take em through the cleaners!
Plan B would be to send Evan after em. I remember the first time he came to my parents house he pulled a giant knife out of his boot and said “HEY JON! I brought my knife!”