OTHER WITTY PUNCHLINES TO THAT JOKE INCLUDE:

Now you look more like an artist and less like-

… a twenty-eight dollar whore.

…a muppet trying to hump a door knob.

…a pair of soiled underpants.

…a pair of soiled man-underpants.

…dog vomit on paper.

…a Vietnamese chicken getting ready to have it’s feathers plucked to be dropped into a pot of boiling water as soon as it’s head is chopped of after waking up from a wet dream involving a monkey, a uniformed officer, three Siamese-twin cousin midgets, and a bucket of paint.

…a RMCAD graduate.