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Gross Fat Chicks
September 7th, 2006 by Jon
So I was at work yesterday (Subway for those of you who don’t know), and I think every fat woman in town came in. It disgusted me so much it made me not want to eat for weeks, but about an hour later i got hungry and did anyway. My point is if these hairless wookies would actually order the sandwich’s that are good for you, then I would have been fine with taking their money, but when the mass of fat orders a footlong double meat pastrami with bacon and then half a bottle of mayonaise they deserve to be hit. That’s a pound of meat. I should go find Jared and see if he will come to my store and beat them with week old bread til they order a veggie sandwich, then a little longer just for fun.
September 7th, 2006 at 5:02 pm
Hairless wookies hah!
September 7th, 2006 at 6:01 pm
Just replace your door with a narrow one, that way they cant fit into the store.
September 7th, 2006 at 6:44 pm
Someday you may be a gross fat chick…
watch out for karma!!
September 7th, 2006 at 10:41 pm
A sign saying, “Must be this thin to eat,” perhaps?
September 8th, 2006 at 3:00 am
I got it! Put a moving walkway running parrallel to your sandwich item display. Add a remote speed control, so as they make their way to the register you FORCE them to walk more in order to get their food. I’d draw a picture for you but i’m tired.
September 8th, 2006 at 9:21 am
It may be a little extreme. But I have a sure fire solution to that problem. Kill them.
September 12th, 2006 at 9:32 pm
Occam’s Razor at work. The simplest solution is usually the correct solution.