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Gross Fat Chicks

September 7th, 2006 by

So I was at work yesterday (Subway for those of you who don’t know), and I think every fat woman in town came in. It disgusted me so much it made me not want to eat for weeks, but about an hour later i got hungry and did anyway. My point is if these hairless wookies would actually order the sandwich’s that are good for you, then I would have been fine with taking their money, but when the mass of fat orders a footlong double meat pastrami with bacon and then half a bottle of mayonaise they deserve to be hit. That’s a pound of meat. I should go find Jared and see if he will come to my store and beat them with week old bread til they order a veggie sandwich, then a little longer just for fun.

7 Responses to “Gross Fat Chicks”

  1. Ajay Says:

    Hairless wookies hah!

  2. Jons Kid Brother Says:

    Just replace your door with a narrow one, that way they cant fit into the store.

  3. JD Says:

    Someday you may be a gross fat chick…
    watch out for karma!!

  4. Evan Says:

    A sign saying, “Must be this thin to eat,” perhaps?

  5. Jons Kid Brother Says:

    I got it! Put a moving walkway running parrallel to your sandwich item display. Add a remote speed control, so as they make their way to the register you FORCE them to walk more in order to get their food. I’d draw a picture for you but i’m tired.

  6. Chris Icon Says:

    It may be a little extreme. But I have a sure fire solution to that problem. Kill them.

  7. Evan Says:

    Occam’s Razor at work. The simplest solution is usually the correct solution.

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