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Archive for September, 2006

Out of town

September 20th, 2006 by

Going to vegas for the weekend.

AIR #50 is FINALLY done

September 17th, 2006 by

It only took me forever because I am a slow little bitch when it comes to coloring.

air 50 preview

We need some new political posistions filled.

September 13th, 2006 by

I have decided to replace the president. vice president, the cabinet, speaker of the house and the supreme court justices. not because they are doing a bad job per say, but because I don’t think there has ever been one that everyone has been happy with. The following list is my suggestions, but you should submit your own if you can come up with someone better, under the comments section. If I like your choice better, I will replace mine. It will be like a contest except with no prizes. O.k. so here we go. No rules anyone alive or dead, or hell even fictional works here.

President: The presidents job is to oversee their cabinet. They are also the commander and cheif of the entire armed forces of one of the most powerful countries in the world. I think Ghandi would fit the bill nicely, I mean who dosen’t like Ghandi. Evil jerks that’s who.

Vice President: The vice president is in charge of all vices, also they get to cast the tie breaking vote in the senate, if that ever happens. To make all the evil jerks happy we are gonna have to get some one evil, so I’m gonna go with Frank, the scary giant rabbit from Donnie Darko.

Secretary of State: Deals with foreign affairs, so we are gonna get a foreigner for this one. My choice is John Cleese, his british and from Monty Python.


Late comic again

September 8th, 2006 by

Since I’m sick and this comic is huger than normal, it is gonna be late. Already is, actually, so I’ll bribe your patience with some poorly drawn naked womens that I drawed the other day to attempt to get better at the whole drawing “thing.”

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Gross Fat Chicks

September 7th, 2006 by

So I was at work yesterday (Subway for those of you who don’t know), and I think every fat woman in town came in. It disgusted me so much it made me not want to eat for weeks, but about an hour later i got hungry and did anyway. My point is if these hairless wookies would actually order the sandwich’s that are good for you, then I would have been fine with taking their money, but when the mass of fat orders a footlong double meat pastrami with bacon and then half a bottle of mayonaise they deserve to be hit. That’s a pound of meat. I should go find Jared and see if he will come to my store and beat them with week old bread til they order a veggie sandwich, then a little longer just for fun.

AIR #49

September 1st, 2006 by

Yay, it’s friday and do you know what that means? A new Adventures in Retail comic! I think this comic features one of the single worst drawings of Jonn(the character) that I have ever done.  I have no idea why.  Try to guess which one it is.  I’ll give you a hint, he’s swearing in the panel.

jonn making eat-love to some licorice